donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

(Source: ignorntatheist, via reneemichele0494)

thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

thesociallyawkwardasian:

meanplastic:

it’s past tents

dont listen gorgeous

(Source: southmost, via specialmay)

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

(via reneemichele0494)

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

(via overdosedsymphonies)

"If I had a drink for every fuck I give I’d be one sober mother fucker, but if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about her, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death."

Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: justliveyolyfe, via go-berzerk-all-night-long)

Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.

(Source: breathtakingqueens, via scifihottie)

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via go-berzerk-all-night-long)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via go-berzerk-all-night-long)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via go-berzerk-all-night-long)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via scifihottie)

bewbin:

im going to take philosophy this semester and all im going to do is sit in the front of the class and swirl a wine glass and scoff

(via politeelephant)

averagebare:

Fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” Date girls who are supernaturally pretty. Date a hot-ass ghost. Date a fucking alien. 

(Source: slayboybunny, via efiegardner)

clestroying:

whodoesntlovebandmerch:

clestroying:

Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies

Its 2014

woah, its almost as if maybe i made this post last year

(Source: clestroying, via heeysunshine)