Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via theparadoxicalchildren)

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

(via princesspancakehead)

chapman-and-vause:

I think we all live for casts that hang out outside of work.

(via thenearestcliff)

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

(via thenearestcliff)

a fever you can’t sweat out (2005) - panic! at the disco

(Source: butpatrick, via memoriesintomelodies)

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun, via supitssammm)

catsbeaversandducks:

Via sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

(via supitssammm)

keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

(Source: thewhatever, via supitssammm)